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DEVIL DICK
/devel dik/
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An exceptionally awesome dick that happens to be attached to a native sexy nicaraguan daddy who knows his dick is so good, it fixes any attitude problems and makes you be faithful when y’all not even together
Your devil dick is gonna be the end of me
A widely used and under appreciated term in which lad banter becomes the ruling determinate on a night out. These 'lads' then try to persuade others of the same sex into forgetting about the girlfriends they have and start convoluting the minds of there victims with ignorant and boring phrases like ' what about the post code rule?'
'Hey man, why dont you break the rules just this once and get with that girl?'
'Because I love my girlfriend'
'What about the postcode rule?'
'Your a devil dick'
What you call your dick after you fuck a girl while she's on her period, and your dick gets caked in blood.
"Yo, I got a devil's dick yesterday after fucking Stephanie."
-"Ewww, I can't believe you fucked yo gurl while she was on her period."
A contemptible, crude, horrible person
After all I've done for you, I don't deserve to be treated like the devil's dick!
Fucking someone in the ass, knowing you have an STD. Symptoms are usually present at the time.
Alternative definition: Getting sucked off by the vacuum cleaner hose, such as a Dirt Devil.
Luis- “Where you be at hombre”
Stanley- “I’m in jail for devil dicking”
Smoking crack. This drug is so potentially addictive that the pleasure you feel after a blast is so amazing that it is like a gift from heaven. This is quickly exchanged with a coming down which makes the user want that feeling back. He/She does whatever to get more and keeps sucking on the pipe, pop can or whatever else he/she can use to get the crack gas into their lungs/bloodstream again. Once no more crack can be found, the user goes into a deep state of depression and need which is like a trade off with the Devil. Great sensation given - temporarily - Terrible over-all feeling afterwards.
Candice: "I need to get more rock I think my boy will take this Dollarama vase for a twenty piece!
Dude: "Don't count on it girl, why don't you just stop sucking on the devil's dick, its killing you!"