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swinging dicks

In legal jurisprudence, a five man team consisting of a senior partner, junior partner, senior associate, junior associate and paralegal, whose primary function is to quintuple client billings when engaging in the same work.

"I had a 10 minute phone call with my lawyer down at Bryan Cave and the swinging dicks sent me a bill for $1950."

by Ishtamo November 1, 2007

20πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


swing-dick

The guy at work who spends all day sucking up and kissing the bosses ass

John spends all day in the bosses office sucking up and making him coffee he's such a swing-dick.

by Jack Mesideways July 19, 2011

3πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


big swinging dick

The man, someone in charge or important

Sometimes heard as β€œThe big swinging dick in....”

Guy 1: Man, guy 3 just thinks he’s so good
Guy 2: He reckons he’s the big swinging dick mate.

by brexiteer dave May 31, 2019

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Swinging dick gandelier

A millennial type who sheepishly changes under a towel in the locker room but gives a beeming look, or gander at every boomer dick that swings by.

As Skylar struggled under his towel to swap shorts, he took a long gander at every boomer dick as they swung by. He’s a swinging dick gandelier

by Davedale August 29, 2019


big swinging dick

1. the financial industry's term for a rainmaker; a Wall Street executive who brings in enormous amounts of money for the firm, possibly because he has just screwed a customer.

An expression made famous by Michael Lewis in Liar’s Poker, published in 1989.

2. a mover and shaker in any organization

Calling some one a dick is an insult.
Calling some one a big dick is a bigger insult.
Calling some one a big swinging dick is a term of respect.

Not a nickname for a large gorilla named Richard.

But Dick Perle didn't want to be a mere influence peddler. He wanted to be a businessman, a venture capitalist, a Big Swinging Dick.

by mandingoe October 5, 2004

450πŸ‘ 128πŸ‘Ž


swinging dick fest

Any social gathering, party, or event that is occupied by mostly men looking to get laid.

"Jamie and I walked into the club last night and it was a total SWINGING DICK FEST".

by barbiegirl007 February 5, 2006

13πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Swinging Dick Of Doom

A very well educated man, with a razor sharp witt, women fall instantly for him, a real ladies man.

In a fight he is the meanest SOB you would ever want to tangle with. Usually he will suffocate his foe with in thier own asses.

a woman tells her "Oh my god i just met the Swingingdickofdoom!"
the friend replies "Are you kidding me? he is REALLY the most interest man in the world, did you fuck him?"
she replies "i couldnt help myself, he is The Swinging Dick of Doom"

by Swinging Dick Of Doom April 20, 2011

5πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž