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April 13th, Grab any mans dick all day long
Hey kary how many dicks did you grab today? It’s national dick grab day
I grabbed 13!
Wow
National dick punch day is a day we’re girls get the opportunity to punch some dicks. February 25-27 are dick punch days.
Hey Jessica it’s national dick punch day. Let’s go punch some dicks.
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On April 13th, Homo sapiens of the female sex have the ability to engulf as much penis as physically possible, without and repercussions
Fuck, my girl gave my brother head last night but I had to let it pass cause it was National Dick Sucking Day.
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On April 7th, when all girls get their asses slapped by horny guys, you can punch them in the dick! This was holiday was created specifically so girls wouldn't feel harassed ever April 7th.
Sharron:Oh fuck Stacy. Aaron just slapped my ass.
Stacey: Go punch his dick! It's national Dick Punch Day!
April 13th and international day to slap guys in the dick
Girl: guess what day it is?
Guy:April 13th?
Girl:International dick slap day (slay guy in dick)
Guy: fucking cunt
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may 9th is national dick sucking day and send nudes day so you basically do what you want and not be hoe;)
national dick sucking day so ‘whose wants to be first?
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On this day, you have full consent to smack your homie’s (or your girlfriend’s) cock
“Hey Gerald” “Hey bro, you know what day it is? It’s National Dick Slap Day!”(Proceeds to slap dick insanely hard) “Shit Homie that was good” “No problem bro”
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