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(dik-sh-tit)adj.A really long piss;An idiot
Eric:Damn man i knew i shouldn't have drank the mega glug
Drew:Well take a dick shit out the window!
Eric:Ok But the poor Dick Shits back there are gonna think is raining!
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So one night you’re laying in bed and your stomach starts to hurt. So you go to the bathroom to drop a dook. You start pumpin out some snickers but then you realize you gotta puke. With your b-hole all greased up, you’re hesitant to get off the shitter. Before you can even make any decision, your throat sphincter gives in and releases your intestine goo. Reacting quickly, you aim down at the toilet you are still sitting on... and now you have a puke dick. Nice goin a-hole.
Miguel Cumbrera: Yo amigo. How you handling the quarantino?
Antonio Bonederas: Mi Hermano it’s not going so bueno. Last night I went to drop some snickers in the punch bowl, and I ended up with puke-dick & shit too. At least I can’t go anywhere, so my chicas at the club won’t know.
Miguel Cumbrera: Hombre that’s some gnarly mierda you got there. You and me should get together tomorrow for drinks. How about some Coronas?
A catch-all phrase used to describe an event, usually one of extraordinary, or just plain disgusting, proportions. It can be used in either a positive or negative connotation, as the below example illustrates.
Positive:
Man1: You beat 'Cradle' on Double-0 Agent? How??
Man2: Just fuckin' Dick, Shit, and Applesauce
Negative:
Man1: Wow! I think I just shit myself!
Man2: Wah. Well that's just Dick, Shit, and Applesauce.
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When your girl is on her period you can use the "Dick Shit Tampon" as an alternative to costly pads and stuff. Make sure you have a lot of fiber in your diet because firm shits work best. First, you fuck her for a little bit to get her pussy opened up and the juices flowing (if your dick is smaller than your shit you may choose to use a dildo to begin the lubrication and widening process). You can then cum in her for good measure (optional, but highly recommended). After this, you proceed to line up your asshole with her gaping cunt and slowly ease in your "Shit Tampon". This will save you the outrageous cost of stupid feminine products and the embarrassment of walking through the store with them. If you are eating regularly, you can replace the tampons often which is good for hygiene. It is recommended that you change the tampon daily, or every other day if she's being a bitch about it.
Your Lady: "Honey, will you go to the store and get me some tampons?"
You: "Come on, bitch, I'm not going to the store. Relax and I'll give you a 'Dick, Shit Tampon'."
Your Lady: "Great idea! You know, 'Dick, Shit Tampons' are more absorbent than other leading brand tampons."
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When you fuck a chick in the ass without lube so fast that your dick gets burnt.
Damn bro that bitch gave me burnt dick shit bro fuck that shit man fuck
jackrabbit dick shit is usally a term you would call a friend when he does some dumb ass shit right after you told him what to do or gave his dumb ass directions.
-Brandon Anderson
Nigga i just told you the storm was coming now look at you jackrabbit dick shit your dead.
Purposely preforming a task that is negligible to equipment, morale or that generally makes things worse for everyone else. The task can be utterly ridiculous or obscenely absurd.
Co-worker 1; what happened to the new chainsaw? It barely runs and is as sharp as a bowling ball.
Co-worker 2; Cody had it yesterday, probably burying it into the ground or doing some other dumb dick shit with it.