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Acronym for Dads In Legal Dispute Over Separation.
Guy: Man, my wife's takin my house, half my shit and leavin' me... She's takin lil Jimmy with her too.
Guy 2: Don't worry man, DILDOS is here for you anyitme.
Guy: Thanks, I don'y know what I'd have done without DILDOS.
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a boyfriend that will never lose his erection,is always in the mood, larger than all my previous boyfriends, and doesn't talk- who can ask for more- the only downfall is he doesn't earn an income and can't take out the trash
I recommend the tantric blue twist dildo for 34.95
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She didn't have a boyfriend so she just pleasured herself with her dildo
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a long, hard, pointy, plastic thing,that some girls shove in there pussies. they may be bigger than most dicks but .......
........... its just not the same :(
say what u want, but deep down inside u no u want some real cock. a dildo just won't do
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1) The act of using a dildo on someone.....or something.
2) Word added to dictionary to settle the age old question, "Is using a dildo on someone different than fucking someone." and the answer is of course yes, it is different
"The girl had to resort to dildoing because she did not have a penis to fuck somebody with."
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Same as soybeans, both are used as a MEAT substitute.
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something that will eventually lead to the extinction of man.
Woman 1: "My man has not been in the mood for sex lately :("
Woman 2: "Screw him! Get a dildo and dump the bastard!"
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