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a penis that is multi-colored
Clayton's penis was pink on one side and brown on the other! Plus that dipstick had a hairy ass!
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1. the stick in your car used to measure how much oil you have.
2. a slang term for a person who is dumb
3. used as a substitute for "dipshit" whenever that particular word would be deemed inappropriate.
1. I looked at the car's dipstick, and it seems as though i need an oil change.
2. John is a total dipstick, he can't even tie his own shoes.
3. I got ripped off by that dipstick who fixed my stove.
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Someone who got dropped on the head as a baby.
"Hey that Jonny is such a dipstick."
Something my Italian dad continuously says, thinking it to be an insult when in reality he sounds like a fat bald retard.
That's not how you do it, you DIPSTICK!!!!
(ADJ.)derogatory slang of a man's small penis. Could also be used an a noun
(ADJ.)"You are a Dipstick!"
(Noun)"Where is he, Where is that Dip Stick."
could be in place of pencil dick, needle dick or thin brain.
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A dipstick is when an individual walks up to an unsuspecting (seated) female victim and proceeds to stick his finger down her partially exposed ass-crack. He then looks her in dead in the eye and sniffs his fingers. Always a good ice-breaker.
After chad dipsticked kerry at unh in 2006, she knew they would be together forever.
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While sitting on a toilet, a man with a large penis may accidentally check the fluid level of the toilet bowl. Especially undesirable when using public restrooms that are extremely nasty.
I think I got herpes from that can at the truck stop... I couldn't keep my wick from dipsticking.
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