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Dire Straits

Best band EVER

Boy them Dire Straits are damn good

by MJI August 14, 2003

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Dire Clown

1. An enemy from Shining Force, for the Sega Genesis, part of the series of "Shining" series of fantasy console games developed by Sega.

2. Also could refer to any evil clown, although this particular name is generally used by fans of the original Shining Force game. As the word "dire" generally means "Warning of or having dreadful or terrible consequences," according to most dictionary whores, it seems perfectly appropriate.

Gamer: I just walked into a dark alley and fought a Dire Clown in hand-to-hand combat!

Friend: Oh? And when was the last time you left your bedroom, Mr. Gamersexual?

by loop zoop June 21, 2011

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dire reasons.com

Soundalike and polite slang for diarrhea. Appropriate because of the 'direness' of expelling said feces out of the body.

After eating that undercooked chicken, I had dire reasons last night...it wasn't very pretty!

by chrism July 4, 2004


Dire Crowley

Headmage at Night Raven College also known to be the hottest man known ever

person 1: Omg Dire crowley is so hot

person 2: real

by Paaedk December 3, 2022


Dire fairy

(n) Any of the humanoid creatures that sparkle in the manner of a disco ball in the sun while courting underage schoolgirls and looking emo.

Did you see that pedo-riffic movie about the Dire fairy and the werewolves fighting over some girl they were constantly trying to kill??

by ElLosteaux May 27, 2010


Danny Dire

A rhyming negative exclamation or description, simply meaning "dire". From The popular British Actor Danny Dyer, star of Human Traffic and Severance to name but two.

Person A: Alright Dave, how was the concert last night?
Person B: Danny Dire Mate! Thats the last time I'm going to see Barry Manilow, you mark my words!

Person A: Why the Long Face?
Person B: My Cat just died.
Person A: Thats Dire Mate, Danny Dire.

by Charlie Amos June 15, 2007

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Dire Rear

experiencing gas, bloating, cramps, and explosive diarrhea, usually caused by strange or unusual foods

The seafood stew was rich and tasty at the time, but was probably the cause of the dire rear later that night.

by whopado February 7, 2012

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