Dirty shrigney bean

When you use up an entire box of Kleenex a day, from spaffing constantly

He can’t stop rubbing his nub, he’s always off for a dirty shrigney bean. His mother won’t buy boxes of tissues for the house any more

Dirty bean

A lovely young lady that loves attention seeking and getting slutted out with nothing in return !

Ayeee bruvah did you knock that dirty bean down from the club last night

Dirty Jelly Bean

Noun - Informal / Slang

1. A euphemism for a solid poo

1.1 Crescent shaped faeces

Hold on, I've got to drop off a dirty jelly bean