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When someone is half pussy and half bitch they are a Cat-Dog
Person 1: Ben is a total pussy!
Person 2: No, he's just a big bitch
Person 3: Then consider him as a Cat-Dog
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A cartoon that was a culmination of years of research. The result being a viewing experience that defied the laws of nature by exponentially creating a more evil experience with every minute viewed.
Were someone to watch every episode created in full, the result would be an instantaneous injection of evil directly into their hearts that would cause them to smash the fucking shit out of every animal with a limb, head, genital, or anything vital underneath the heel of their boot.
Have you seen cat dog? Oh you have? No don't shoot my fucking dick off? AHH Why did you shoot my dick off? No don't smash my hamster! You smashed my hamster.
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The sexual act of having one man put his flaccid penis into another man's already erect penis.
"Boy me and John were cat dogging so hard last night"
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Better than "your mom gay, your dad lesbian, and your granny tranny"
Carl: Your granny tranny
Joe: Your dog hump cat
Carl: *Dies*
When the feline behavior of the irrational and transcendental number ฯ, which is stubborn in revealing some of its beautiful numerical or geometric properties, clashes with its oft-canine responses, which occasionally rewards those who have loyally spent their lifetime with the beloved constant with an aha! erection.
The number ฯ is a love-hate mathematical constant among the educated lay public, who are delighted or disgusted by its manifold numerical and geometric properties. To number addicts, is pi more dog than cat? Or is it more cat than dog? To number phobics, pi is unquestionably worse than a pandemic.
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The cutest fucking couple of cats it doesn't matter if Dylans twice her age and on the verge of death. Cat Dog needs a sugar daddy anyways.
Omg have you heard Cat Dog x Dylan is officially canon!?! They're so fucking cute.
Why do people argue over this??
Cats. Are. Just. Better.
Everyone shouts at each other when asked dogs vs cats, but at least we can unite over common hatred over people people!