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double-pump shotgun

The term that is used for someone willing to take the seat of a (usually) retarded person who calls "shotgun" in an attempt to obtain the front seat of a vehicle. However this must be said within a split second subsequently after the first person calls shotgun.

Person 1: "I call shotgun!"

Person 2: "Well I call double-pump shotgun, better get in the back of the van or it's gonna be one hell of a ride for you."

by ogdajuiceman January 31, 2011

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double barrel shotgun nose

Someone with who has a nose that sticks upward.

If you have that nose you can shoot walruses and shoot with your tits.

Sup double barrel shotgun nose go shoot that walrus.

by The fag that u hate December 14, 2017

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double barrel shotgun wedding

See shotgun wedding. When the female party involved in the shotgun wedding is pregnant with twins.

Ainsley: My single friend Carlene just got knocked up with twins.

Daniel: She's in line for a double barrel shotgun wedding.

by D-Glove March 19, 2004

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double barrel shotgun

When you shit while having a orgasm.

Eric just got a double barrel shotgun from Megan he said it was such a great blow job, he shit himself when he blew his load!

by Dicklarious Darren October 17, 2013


Double Barrel Shotgun

The act of wanking off two men simultaneously into your face.

Sarah pumped the double barrel shotgun into her face.

by MeinFeurer January 28, 2022


Double Barrel Shotgun

When a girl is peeing and you insert your penis into her and you both piss at the same time

Jack: Soo you did something interesting this week?

Steve: Yeah, went shopping and double barrel shotgun Emily

by Serioussam535 December 13, 2019