douchebaggery

one that wholly encompasses the art of being a douchebag.

one that is so well versed in being a douchebag that he must not have only received formal training from a tenured douchebag, but he is fully qualified to pass on his douchebaggery to those qualified candidates such as the dude with massive crunchy hair product and a rhinestone skull buckle rolling into the club 5 guys deep trying to recruit hot chicks from the line to get in.

douchebag: "yo, check out my mystic, bra" (flexes man boobs one at a time in a rhythmic douchebag dance)

non douchebag: "lose the ed hardy v-neck, find a woven, unbutton no more than two, & kill the sparkle buckle. dude your douchebaggery meter is blowin' up! take it down a notch"

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Douchebaggery

The act of bearing more than one Boise State University flag on ones vehicle

"Look Douchebaggery!"
"Where!?"
"Over there! The dude with all the flags on his car!"

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douchebaggery

Performing multiple acts (more than two) that would qualify one as a douchebag.

Wow, that was quite a display of douchebaggery last night by Mortimer, wasn't it?

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Douchebaggery

To commit an act(s) that is/are indicative of a douchebag.

Mitchell picked out and ate all the fucking sausage in the sausage and vegetable mix... Leaving only vegetables. A complete act of douchebaggery!

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Douchebaggery

The act of being a Douchebag, perfected to an art

The boss is keeping us late again. Why must we put up with such douchebaggery?

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Douchebaggery

1) n. The condition in which one acts like a douchebag.

2) n. An event or situation that is unpleasant that could have been avoided.

3) n. An unfair situation.

1) Dude: Man, Joe's an asshole.
Bro: Yea. Fuck him and his douchebaggery.

2) Dude: Sorry man, but I wrecked your car.
Bro: What kind of douchebaggery is this?

3) Dude: Man, my girlfriend's making me do her dirty laundry for the rest of the semester since I sneezed on her notes.
Bro: I thought the air had a hint of douchebaggery.

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Douchebaggery

The acts and deeds of a douche bag

I am tired of Rick's douchebaggery when he leaves the bar tab to the rest of us.

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