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a drink consisting of 1 part rum, 2 parts tequila, 3 parts
lemon juice, 3 parts lime juice, and 1/2 part of jalapeno juice.
hey bartender, can i get two bearded dragons on the rocks.
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when a man forcefully opens the mouth of anything and gives one violent bone shattering thrust into the throat of the victim.
dude, i bearded dragoned the old lady across the street with such force i threw out her hip!
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uncircumsized, unshaven large penis
Damn, he had a big bearded dragon
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After receiving a blowjob you jizz on the girls face and immediately shave your pubical hairs on her face, essentially giving her a beard.
Bro, I just gave your sister a Bearded Dragon last night
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A fat male nerd with lots of facial hair
Look at that bearded dragon playing D&D.
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An ass hole with an exceptional amount of curly ass hair surrounding it.
I was going to do stuff to Suzie's butt, but then I realized she had a bearded dragon.
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A step above and beyond the typical Angry Dragon, wherein the male finishes the Angry Dragon, then throws a handful of shaved pubic hair in the partners face, causing it to stick to the semen, therefore giving the appearance of an Angry Bearded Dragon.
Dude, she's still trying to get rid of the hair on her face after I gave her the Angry Bearded Dragon.
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