Duke

1) To slap a sandwich down upon the sandwich of another person as a sign of opprobrium or disrespect.

I was at Jersey Mike's on my lunch break, and sitting one table over I see this guy wearing a New England Patriots Tebow jersey, and I'm like oh Lord keep me from doing what I'm about to do, and I look at my half eaten chicken parm, and I look over at Chowder stuffing his face with bread and mayo, and I look back to my chicken parm, and I look back at Tebow, and I ask God for strength, but Chowder starts choking and hacks out a thick, rattly cough, and doesn't cover his mouth, and it's like I leave my own goddam corporeal being and watch as a hand not my own picks up the parm, and a body not my own rises, walks over to Tebow, yells "Cover your fucking mouth next time," and slaps the parm down on his sandwich. Suddenly returned to my self, I shout, "You just got fucking DUKED" raise my arms, and walk out. Best fucking duking of my life.

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Duke

Do the right, noble thing per John Wayne.

My boy puked in my car, but he was Duke about it and cleaned up.
My chick is Duke, doesn't mind dudes poker night.

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Duke A.

So, here we Duke an amazing brother and very very n to be around. Though he under estimates his looks. He is just a Cinderella story. Duke u are on of the most funniest guys I have ever met. Even though I get on your nerves u never seem to get mad. Thanks for being my punching bag. And thanks for being there though the good and bad. Ur amazing. And though I still don't bealive u have abs I do bealive u will when ur older. Duke U will be a whole damn snacc by the time I see u next. So don't worry about middle school snacc's that seem to get ever single girl u like. Because just like food. They will expire.

Love u Duke A.

Don't worry you'll be the next snacc every girl will want😏

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duke

a word that I looked up to see people's opinions on the basketball team, but instead i got mostly horribly disgusting sexual definitions.

I never knew "duke" was a slang word for butt sex.

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dukes

1.) Fists.

2.)One's hands clenched tight together to form deadly weapons often called FISTS in order to defeat an advisary.

3.) The act of duking it out, to fight, to rumble, and / or lay the smack down thick.

"Put up your dukes, and lets rumble"

"Lets duke it out. first one to cry is a yancy pants."

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Duked

To be tricked or deceived

Dude, you got so duked by your girlfriend.

The magician duked the audience so hard.

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Duke

The name of the talking dog for Bush's Baked Beans.

Bet you weren't expecting that def.

Of course Duke won't sell the secret family recipe.

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