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Hard working, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable.
Good advice: THE EYES ARE THE GROIN OF THE HEAD.
(A very good beet farmer. Has had experience with werewolves and bats.)
Guy A:”Who was the guy who beat the computer, again?”
Guy B: “Why, Dwight Schrute of course!”
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Dwight Yoakam is one of the best artists in recent country music history. Unlike most of his contemporaries, he doesn’t give in to what’s trendy in Nashville and plays what he likes instead. As a result, his music is unique, honest, and never pretentious. He’s able to mix elements of Bakersfield country, traditional country, bluegrass, blues, alt.country, rock, and more together seamlessly to create a sound that’s both fresh and true to its roots. In addition to his unique musical style, he also writes some of the most emotional and thought-provoking (yet somehow still simplistic) lyrics.
If that wasn’t enough, he’s also an acclaimed actor and director in Hollywood. What a guy.
Instead of buying another worthless Tim McGraw CD, buy Dwight Yoakam's new album "Blame the Vain" when it comes out on June 14th. WOOT WOOT!
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One who is a fan of the Lord of the Rings.
"Jim: No thanks.
Dwight Schrute: Stupid. Identity theft happens all the time. I could become you (snaps fingers) like that. But no one can become me.
Jim: No one wants to be you, Dwight.
Dwight Schrute: Not true. And if they did, they couldn’t, because I’m password-protected.
Jim: What’s your password, “Frodo”?
Dwight Schrute: No. (Changes password.)
Jim: Did you just change it to “Gollum”?
Dwight Schrute: No. (Changes password again.)
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An event where one dude acts like such an ass that he immediately replaces Lebron James as the biggest faggot on Earth.
Dude 1: Wait a minute, this guy signed a two-year extension, then had his coach and the team GM fired, demanded a trade, and refused to go to any team but the Lakers to ensure that his team could not negotiate a fair trade?
Dude 2: Yes, and he wears fake prescription eyeglasses with the lenses popped out because Lebron and Wade do it.
Dude 1: Man I thought Lebron was a giant faggot but this Dwight Howard really takes the cake.
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Rookie of the year at 20. Cy Young award at the age of 21. 100 wins by 25. The biggest question early on was not whether he would win 300 games, but if he could reach 400. He outdueled Nolan Ryan to lead the Mets to their first World Series victory in 15 years. Countless scouts called Gooden the best pitching prospect in the past 50 years. With a rising fastball in the high 90's and a Koufax-like curve, Doctor K had it all. What transpired in the next 10 years is one of the most tragic sports stories, for his bout with substance abuse ruined the career of potentially the greatest pitcher since WWII. Oh, what could have been....
See: Len Bias, Darryl Strawberry, Jose Canseco et al.
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A shot in beer pong where the player's ball bounces off the opponents cup and ends up landing in one of their own cups, forcing them to drink on their own shot.
On his first shot, he pulled a dwight bag, and ended up one cup down immediately.
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The baddest bitch you'll meet (In a good way)
Guy 1: I love Dwight Schrute! He's the best person in The office Guy 2: It's not that good... Guy 1: HOW DARE YOU! *SLAPS*