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Elon

Referring to the University. A fine academic institution comprised of people who are generally shallow, with no real depth, besides material things. Imaturity runs rampant. I am at Elon, in one of the best (Top 3 ~ there is no best, ours probably is top for the upcoming class, though) Fraternities. Too damn immature. I am transferring next Semester. Peace Bitches.

Oh, and you will hear "Let's get fucked up"
1 - Hey how was your night last night
2 - "Awesome, Man, I got so fucked up"
1 - Really, what did you do?
2 - "Ha man, just got fucked up"
1 - You are a dumbass

This is of course not true of all people, especially in some fraternities.

Too many queers.

Too many gelled hairs.

Too many dirty, rich, northerners.
As opposed to wealthy, well-brought up northerners or southerners.

Gel your hair and be a homosexual.

by Man of Morals November 22, 2004

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ELON

Guy with a big forehead thinks he has lots of friends but in reality two don’t really count as a lot

Man I think he’s an Elon

by Towelboy223 December 4, 2017

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Elon Musk

Dumbest mother fucker alive.

"Wow, thats elon musk! he really is the dumbest fucker alive!"

by dollsgrave July 2, 2023

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Elon Muskrat

Elon Musk's favorite pet, along with the Elon Mosquito. It owns a Elon Musket and can only be seen at Elon Dusk.

Yo, dude. You see that Elon Muskrat over there?

No.

by BigoofMax February 27, 2019


elon crust

Elon Crust is one of the 4 major bread gods. He controls the crusty area outside of the bread's center. The other 3 gods and Vladimir Gluten, Mr. Yeast, and Toast Malone.

Pray to Elon Crust as you inevitable death falls upon you.

by frankbeans January 2, 2020


Elon Musk

A con-artist with a serious breed kink. Steals money from investigators while cheating with their wife.

Elon Musk: "I'll colonize mars, I promise because I'm genius, so give me your money and let me have a sex with your wife!"

by RTaD6502 August 1, 2022

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Elon Musk

Phony Stark

Elon Musk is a conman, unlike Iron Man.

by iotbw November 18, 2022

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