Everyone

Everyone is referring to the trolls trolling the trolled trolling the trolls. If you're not doing so you must give me a call sometime so I can visit and possibly leave the existence I've known for so long here.

Everyone likes to see another one's suffrage and short comings. Everyone makes me feel worthless than what I already do. Everyone is happier than I am. Everyone should be ashamed of themselves for not doing a better job and being so / so .

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everyone!!

The most important and superior line in the Need for Speed Series. If consider yourself as a fan of these games, but don´t know this phrase, you´re very far to even be considered a fan. I´m not saying a true fan, but just a regular fan.

Cross: I want every single unit after that guy

Cross´s unnamed partner: Everyone?

Cross: EVERYONE!!

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Someone for Everyone

Something ugly men are told repeatedly in order to keep them simping.

40yr old ugly guy: I never been on a date lol
Person 2: awww keep trying, there's someone for everyone..

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And then everyone clapped

Used to show doubt or general disbelief of an event that a person has described. Typically used on stories where the event taking place is completely illogical and the creator of the story is making it for attention.

User1: My jr high school principal told me to get involved in something. I asked "Like student body president?" The principal said "With your long hair and bad attitude, you wouldn't get 2 votes" I asked "If I get elected, will you resign?" I won with 828-56. He resigned.
User2: And then everyone clapped, applauded, and carried you to your car.

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fuck everyone

The idea that you are fed up and can't stand anyone anymore. It's a normal response to this cruel world filled with (for the most part) selfish people.

Person 1: How are you doing?
Person 2: Bad.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because my life sucks.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because people suck.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because you suck. Fuck you and everyone else.

fuck everyone fuck the world everyone sucks the world sucks people suck

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Everyone is Different

Fundamentally true statement, generally taught to children, especially those with special needs. Also a kickass book by Strong Bad.

"Some people are about to be run over. Frankie has about five seconds."

"Some people are very tall and merciless. Quincy is destroying San Antonio"

"Some people are squirrel handed. Gregor is a wierd name."

"Some people have rigged the enemy base with explosives. Albert has."

"Some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster. Hilary's legs are being digested."

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everyone and their mother

Meaning:

crowded, packed, overload, full.

It means alot of people. And I mean ALOT.

Everyone and their mom seems to have a last.fm account these days.

I couldnt get the stuff because everyone and their mother was standing in line!

I went to the concert last night and everyone and their mother was there!

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