Eggroll

'To go eggroll' is to go crazy/mad at/for a reason/object/person. Literally means 'nuts'

'I went absolutely Eggroll on urbandictionary last night!'

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Eggroll

To beat someones ass chinese style.

The type of battle you would fear if Lee Wung Chow Nong was involved.

Lee Wung Chow Nong - "I will give you a double dragon whammy little boy"

White Boy - "Shut the hell up, Don't make me go eggroll on your ass!"

Lee Wung Chow Nong - *Attacks white boy eggroll style*

White Boy - *Judo Chop*

Lee Wung Chow Nong - *Dies*

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eggroll

A chinese with a small eggroll penis

small penis eggroll

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eggroll

An extremely fast drumroll across the snare and toms; like a blur of sound as opposed to distinct beats. Best performed by an egg-shaped drummer with straight arms can not bend much due to the large body mass.

Just throw in an eggroll here for a fill.

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eggroll

Someone who is a professional carnie; in turn, smelling like cabbage. For all carnies smell of cabbage. Or someone with small hands who may be hinding a carnie past.

Root: One of Austin Powers two fears - "Carnies. Small hands...smell like cabbage."

Used primarly North of North Birmingham.

You have a friend who is incredibly short with small hands. You establish weeks ahead of time you think she is carnie who smells of cabbage.

Hey, what's up eggroll?

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ghetto eggroll

a large marijuana cigarette filled with fried chicken and cornbread

Ayo Latarius you have them Ghetto Eggroll's because I need a puff a bite.

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disappearing eggroll

when a large black woman inserts a chinese man's whole head into her open vagina.

For her final act, Big Bertha Brown delivered Charlie Kwang his first disappearing eggroll.

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