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When your internet stops working
I was looking at porn, when suddenly I was Egypt.
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A dance where you move like egypt, if you know what I mean.. 😏
You’re egypt is so good man!
You egypt like a freaking god!
Official Name: Arab Republic of Egypt (A.R.E.)
Capital: Cairo
Flag: Tricolor of red, white and black horizontal stripes, with a golden eagle on the white stripe.
Population: On 2016, the Egyptian population was estimated at approximately 91,299,000.
Area: Around one million square km. of these, only around 55 thousands square km (i.e. 5.5%) are populated.
Borders:
- To the North: Cyprus (through the Mediterranean Sea), Turkey (through the Mediterranean Sea) and Greece (through the Mediterranean Sea)
- To the South: Sudan
- To the East: Gaza Strip (Palestine), Israel, Jordan (through the Red Sea) and Saudi Arabia (through the Red Sea)
- To the West: Libya
Language: Arabic is the official language.
Government: Semi-Presidential Republic
Head of State: President Abdel Fatakh Asisi
Head of Gov't: Prime Minister Shirif Esmail
Currency: Egyptian Pound (L.E.) = 100 Piasters.
Time Zone: GMT + 2 . Egypt formerly observed daylight saving time during the summer months.
Power: Egypt is the most powerful country in Africa and the Middle East.
Equivalence to USA's Neighbors: Egypt is Israel's Mexico.
Person A: "Hey, I was thinking of going to Mexico for my vacation."
Person B: "Just go to Egypt. Same shit, but you know, near Israel."
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Girl one: hey I have to go to Egypt. You got a ticket ( a ticket is a pad and a pencil is a tampon. )
Girl2: nah sorry im not visiting Egypt yet.
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a person who smokes a lot of crack
that person is such an egyption because he smokes so much crack
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The oldest civilized nation in the world. The nation of the origin of the first Caucasian/Aryan peoples.
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A black negro who is ass at fornite my guy and is best friends with me
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