Morocco

Synonymous with Hell, Because the Moroccan Flag has a Pentagram on it. A Plurality of Israel's pupulation is of moroccan origin.

American: I'm 12/133.214732th Irish, you know?
Israeli: And i'm 12/133.214732th Moroccan.
American: What's a "Morocco"?
Israeli: Lokk it up on Google.

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President of Canada

A poisition which does not exist (yet).
Canada, as it is today, is a Constitutional Monarchy.
However, due th canada's Queen being the British QUeen, a pseudo-Presidential post, the Governor-General exists.
The Current Governor-General of Canada is David Johnston.

If not for Queen Elizabeth II, David Johnston whould have been President of Canada.

Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan

"an Arab kingdom in Western Asia...bordered by Saudi Arabia...Iraq...Syria...Israel, Palestine....strategically located at the crossroads of Asia, Africa and Europe. The capital, Amman, is Jordan's most populous city as well as the country's economic and cultural centre." (Wikipedia)

The Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan is the Canada of Israel.

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MILF

Moro Islamic Liberation Front. Which is basically Moo Slim rebel scum from the southern Philippines.

MILF. It's actually less fun in the Philippines, for a change.

Hesus

.The word for Jesus in Filipino languages

si hesus ang mashiach!

Egypt

Official Name: Arab Republic of Egypt (A.R.E.)

Capital: Cairo

Flag: Tricolor of red, white and black horizontal stripes, with a golden eagle on the white stripe.

Population: On 2016, the Egyptian population was estimated at approximately 91,299,000.

Area: Around one million square km. of these, only around 55 thousands square km (i.e. 5.5%) are populated.

Borders:

- To the North: Cyprus (through the Mediterranean Sea), Turkey (through the Mediterranean Sea) and Greece (through the Mediterranean Sea)
- To the South: Sudan

- To the East: Gaza Strip (Palestine), Israel, Jordan (through the Red Sea) and Saudi Arabia (through the Red Sea)
- To the West: Libya

Language: Arabic is the official language.

Government: Semi-Presidential Republic

Head of State: President Abdel Fatakh Asisi

Head of Gov't: Prime Minister Shirif Esmail

Currency: Egyptian Pound (L.E.) = 100 Piasters.

Time Zone: GMT + 2 . Egypt formerly observed daylight saving time during the summer months.

Power: Egypt is the most powerful country in Africa and the Middle East.

Equivalence to USA's Neighbors: Egypt is Israel's Mexico.

Person A: "Hey, I was thinking of going to Mexico for my vacation."

Person B: "Just go to Egypt. Same shit, but you know, near Israel."

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harambee

The National motto of Kenya. Translated from the original Swahili as "let's all work together." Not to be confused with harambe.

Man 1: Harambee? Isn't that that gorilla?
Kenyan: {groans}...