He's the guy that always has chips. If you gonna ask him, he'll give you some
Louis: Can I have some chips?
Eirik: Yes
Louis: Oh nice which type
Eirik: Cock
Eirik is the only specimen only seen by one man. Eirik is aggressive, he will paralyze you just to touch for all eternity until you are nothing but dust.
Watch out! It's an Eirik.
An Eirik appeared.
hunky, masculine, goon material. Eirik loves Apple and mewing. He LOVES battery blue, but the battery is not as blue as his perfect, blue, dreamy eyes... mmm.... those eyes..... mmmm yummy.. He has the perfect, masuclinest, roblox man face known to mankind.
ANYWAY, Eirik is the best hunk of a man, he always eats frozen pizza in the microwave, even though he knows he's going to get diabetes and a new type of cholesterol. But that just makes him even hotter... and more thicc..... mmmmmfffgg,, yummy.
Leon: "Eirik NIlsen is so hot 😍😍"
Ash: "omg, i agree, I'd totally goon to him"
A eirik mork is a norwegian term that means that you have to act better. It is often used in novels and books.
If you want this realationship to work, you have to eirik mork!
How can you act like that, you have to eirik mork!