If your gonna know a guy with a massive dick, this is him. Heβs got a fucking rhino cock thatβs like a yard stick.
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Eirik is kind of like the boy next door, just more dangerous. He is often mistaken as innocent, but that is just a cover-up of his true identity. Eirik is usually known for his amazing eyes and incredible art-skills. He is the innocent schoolboy at day, and the sexy police officer at night!
I met Eirik the other day,
he was sooo sexy, but when I met him today:
He blushed and looked away.
Eirik is awesome!
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Eirik is that guy at your school who will bug you for whatever you are doing and seems to be innocent but isn't once you get to know him, Eirik is actually really funny and nice but sometimes his jokes can be a little bit to mean, so make sure you have tough skin around this guy..
P.S he can be really weird and spam you with memes or gifs (anything that is weird) and emojis that totally mean nothing.
Eirik...STOOoppp
Ur weird eirik
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Often called the main guy, everyone loves him because he smiles all day everyday. When he does not smile something really bad has just happened, usually the soccer team he loves lost.
Souheb: Man Eirik is so cool and so nice
Eirik: I know like, what can i do
Eirik is a Norwegian name. Eirik is a short bitch who never takes of his hoodie.
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Adjektiv discribing a persons worst habits
Do you sniff you own socks before bed? such a bad eirik
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Used for telling a person how extremely horny he is at people called Johanne, from small places.
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