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Aside from being a moose-like animal. The word elk can be used to replace any swear word, if only for a random comedic effect.
Person 1: "What the elk?"
Person 2: "Yeah! What the el--- wait, what?"
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'Watering Hole' for Saint George Locals. Dress it up or dress it down, it's the 'Neutral Groud' for hippies, white trash, 'Wanna-be Gansta's' and those of us who just want to get our grove on. Only open on Thursday night it has become a 'breeding ground' for 'Thirsty Thursday' worshipers.
Receptionist hungover @ front desk Friday morning. . . . 'I went to Elks lastnight!'
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When you eat fish and some if it's bones got stuck on your throat.
Help me! I'm choki- elk elk elk- Water! Water!
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An extinct species of deer that lived during the Ice Age and was one of the largest deer that ever lived. Its body was only slightly bigger than that of the largest deer today, the moose. But its antlers were far bigger. They measured more than 11.5 feet (3.5 meters) across and were very heavy (they weighed more than a person).
As wth most deer, only the males grew antlers. They probably used their antlers to fight each other at breeding time, to take control of the herd of females.
It was also known as the Giant Deer.
Some Ice Age animals roamed the snowy grasslands, while others wandered in the woods and forests. The Irish Elk probably did both.
Southernism term for a domestic cow that was shot from the roadside and butchered in the field.
Jeb keeps his deep freeze stocked with slow elk.
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Little city in South Dakota with cops that get you in trouble for everything. The people who live there are kind of sketchy and party real hard.
Elk Point is the place you get caught for everything.
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When a grunt returns from Iraq or Afghanistan- his attitude about hunting.
or simply, the serious nature of elk hunting.
Man loading a rifle into his truck out west.
friend- "what are you doing?"
man- "Looking for elk-qaeda"
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