essential bootycall

An impromptu late night liaison that breaks quarantine.

Individual #1: “Are you telling me that you broke quarantine for a BOOTYCALL?!”
Individual #2: “Listen here Individual #1, it wasn’t just a bootycall. It was an essential bootycall!”
Please be advised that the author of this definition does not condone, justify or encourage the breaking of quarantine for bootycalls, essential or otherwise.

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Essential Oils

The collection of lubricants and warming sex gels in the nightstand.

Ohhhhh baby you so tight. Let me get some essential oils from the nightstand.

I lubed her ass with some essential oils and went ballz deep.

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Essential Butty

Used to describe someone who makes poor decisions, or is just overall to be considered as a bit of a dumb cunt, however does not realise this themselves.

Derived from the essential classes at school that help ‘special children’ and the term ‘butty’.

Similar use to the word ‘retard’.

Robbo: James thinks he’s getting in with Grace
Ron: What an Essential Butty
Robbo: Such an Essential Butty, kid also got a D- on his test
Ron: Such an Essential Butty

Queen Essential

adj: Describing something vital, or as worthy as a Queen in chess; Positive, important description.
This word became widely used in the early 2000's and now is quite popular in the North East of USA.

Tyler: Is it important to use a tennis racket in tennis?
Deane-K: Of course, it is queen essential to have a racket.

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Essential Swagg

Your So Swagged out Every day All day That its essential.

1. Aww Shit Niqqa! Yu No Yu On Yur Essential Swagg.
2. Bitch This Shoe game Completes My Essential Swagg
3. Niqqas Be Trippen if They Aint On Thee Essential Swagg.
4. Dam That Yellow Bone keep her essential swagg clean.

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Essential Necessities

the necessity pertaining to perfumes, scents, and body deos.

in my room you will find perfumes deos etc because i cant live without them i am used to these "essential necessities" of my life syle .

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gender essentialism

Belief in the essential (absolute and fundamental) reality of gender, in preference over the essential reality of biology.

Gender essentialism proves sex is a spectrum, my soon-to-be woke friends.

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