SIS ETHAN DOLAN IS THE MOST CUTEST HUMAN BEING ON THIS PLANET MY DUDES LIKE IF YOU DONT AGREE THEN GO AND BURRY YOURSELF IN BROCCOLI MUD !
Person 1: whoβs Ethan Dolan
Person 2 : only the MOST BEST LOOKING HUMAN IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE
person 1: ok π€©
the most perfect human in the world. he is really freaking hot and he makes videos with his twin brother Grayson. He is commonly shipped with Emma Chamberlain and their ship name is ethma. He is a lil bean and the best human in the world 13/10.
Miley Cyrus: Yo who's that?
Donald Trump: That's my lane, Ethan Dolan
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The sexiest male on the planet
Girl #1: damn look at that guy. With his big biceps, 6 pac and fine ass booty
Girl #2: that's Ethan Dolan. AKA my future husband
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the most incredible, perfect person to have ever walked this earth. can make all your sadness go away by simply smiling or laughing.
has a sexy face and bod that will leave you SHOOK, is literally the most grateful person ever and never stops telling everyone how grateful he is for them and how much he loves them.
get yourself an ethan dolan and protect him bc he's a sweet lil bean
person 1: he's cute. i'd smash
person 2: oh yes, that is a rare ethan dolan in it's natural habitat, it's totes hot and will take photos if you ask kindly.
fandom's secret spy sitting on bench behind newspaper with fake 'stache: choke me ;)
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A beautiful human in And outside aka a gift of God. This kid has a twin and a sister, grayson and cameron. Ethan loves when people call him daddy. His favourite colour is clear, (can you please wear clothes in that colour?) He has 10 toes and 10 fingers.
(daddy, greasy salamander, crimson chin, e-tee-wee-tee)
A: omg ethan dolan is so hot
B: HOLY FUCK ETHAN IS A DADDY
<fandom
A: CHOKE ME WITH THAT SEATBELT DADDY
B: FUCK ME IN THE BACK OF YOUR TRUCK
<james charles
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Ethan dolan is the hottest most sexiest guy ever. He has a brother who is also mega hot. He started off on vine and is now famous on youtube. Ethan dolan has a nice ass and a amazing jawline
Omg that guy is such a ethan dolan
The only thing that defines him is that heβs dairy-free.
oh ya donβt forget Ethan dolan is dairy-free