everton

The best team in the world. Evertonians are born not made. You don't understand what it is to love everton unless you actually do, they're more than just a football team.

bloke 1''Who do you support?''
bloke 2''Everton''
bloke 1''They're fucking boss''

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everton

The Blues, the peoples' club, the football team representing Merseyside. They live in a cramped, out-of-date stadium, have no 'star' players, are bankrupt and doomed to relegation. However, they are still above the RS and have just twatted Manure.

Me (in the Walton last night): how long has it been since we beat them manc feqqaz?
me arl fella: Bout 25 minutes ar kid

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everton

Everton the team from liverpool who never win anything.

Everton scum they think tjey are the best.

Bloke 1 - U know that team from liverpool
Bloke 2 - Yer liverpool
Bloke 1 - No the crap one
Bloke 2 - o yeh everton..........

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Evertonism

To build up hope only to have it dashed before you can say 1995.

Oh no, I appear to be stuck in a state of evertonism.

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Everton Prime

The number 70000006660000007 first named by Tony Padilla on numberphile

What is the scariest number?

Oh, it’s got to be the Everton Prime

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Laughing at Everton

Laughing at Everton

Laughing at Everton is the best and funniest account on Instagram. He also has YouTube and Twitter. This account provides joy and laughter for Liverpool fans and provides misery for the bluetits. He posts daily and is the 1st and most popular “laughing at” account on instagram.

Coo coo

Laughing at Everton is used to annoy the bluetits.

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Everton Syndrome

The false, deluded belief that Everton fans are the only true scousers, and that they are more “scouse” than Liverpool fans. In reality, neither group is more “scouse” than the other and arguing over who the true scousers are is completely pointless.

“We’re the true scousers! You red lot are all from Norway or China or something!”

“I think you might have Everton Syndrome...”