emu export

coons piss
also known as 'domestic violence in a can'

one of the worst beers in australia makes anyone who drinks it braindead, mostly drunk by abos on pension day

what ya drinkin that emu export shit for

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Export democracy

Every third world country is a dictatorship and supports terrorist groups, it's time to export some democracy and "liberate these nations" Fuck yeah🇺🇲

"President, it appears that Afghanistan is supporting terrorist groups, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR GO AND EXPORT DEMOCRACY TO THEM"

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import/export

when two homosexual men bend over and pass a turd from one anus to another

dude 1: Did you see Justin Bieber's new music video?
dude 2: yea, I'd rather import/export with jabba the hut than watch that again

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export my database

To release one's waste into the appropriate bathroom appliance. To have a shit. To "do a dump".

"Marcus, old chap; might you perchance come and check over my source code? For Apache is spitting out a tirade of parse errors!"

- "In a minute, friend. I'm just off to export my database."

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export cigars to Cuba

To drop turds into the toilet then flush.

I gotta hit the johnny and export cigars to Cuba.

Exportant

adj. Significantly worth sharing.

The exportant message was intended to be shared with immediate exportance.

Baby Exporter

A baby exporter is a vagina, you dumbass. What else would you think?

Person 1; "I have a baby exporter"
Person 2; "Ma'am, do you mean you have a vagina?"
"............"