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When you explode on a girls face as she screams trying to get out of the car
Dude I totally gave Veronica a J. F. K. last night.
F+J is the power couple they are most likely a Capricorn and Scorpio. F+J is like bread and butter or McDonald’s and Burgers ya know what I mean? Or like SpongeBob and Patrick there just perfect for each other, you could even say there soulmates. F+J will have a loving future together as they both have similar interests leading them to have a very happy long life together. They enjoy watching movies together and playing games together that they both enjoy very much. They are passionately in love with each other and both deserve all the love they can possibly receive.
“Why do I feel like F+J will be together till there like 80”
When somebody gets so bored that they type "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" with spaces in-between every letter
Hey John! Try typing "q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m" in Google
when you are so exremely bored in school or at home so you decide to do the qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm but with spaces
"im so bored so i decide to type q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m instead of qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm"
you are so bored you nearly died in class or at work
Guy 1: Are you as bored as I am
Guy 2: q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m
When you are so bored you go to urban dictionary and mess around with this dictionary like typing words like: gf fhhcmcfhmch,nhf mdcim andm fn. f dh hah. f jf j.
Person A: I'm bored.Maybe I'll type fn. f dh hah. f jf j in the urban dictionary.
Person B: You know that is not a word.
Person A: I was just messing around.
Person B:Stop that!
Whilst on a project, both partners are entirely naked apart from a beret.
The man will do a handstand in front of the woman. She will then wrap her arms around him and pick him up to perform analingus. She will then reach around and stroke him simultaneously, similar to playing a flute.
All sexual fluids will be caught on a croissant pre-loaded with ham and cheese. The fluids will then be evenly spread using a French passport.
“I can’t come to Murphy’s tonight. I have a Dirty J-F scheduled”