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Vitamin F2 is Fast Food. Chicken Wings and French Fries and a soda, Cheeseburger and French Fries and a soda, Chicken Wings and Vegetable Fried Rice and a soda, Fish Sandwich and French Fries and a soda, Pizza and Soda, Beef Patty and soda. Vitamin F2 should be taken in moderation and in combination with the gym. Aim for mostly home cooked food.
Tony: I ate Vitamin F2 after my workout.
The F2 Plan refers specifically to a person's "fiends", err "Friends" and "Family" who treat that person worse and nastier and shittier and crappier than an enemy would. All members of the F2 Plan who are "takers" and inconsiderate humanoid animals need to be fired without notice due with NO OPTION FOR REHIRE due to their high level of toxicity. They prove once again that it is more important to keep your enemies close and your F2 member very, very, very far away!
Dick and Virgina Johnson are so nice and considerate to their family and friends but Virgina and Dick keep getting their balls twisted by them! Hopefully, some day soon they will realize that they need to drop the F2 Plan and go it alone; just Dick and Virgina.
It's a fact of life that the people who are closest to a person are the ones who disappoint the most simply because the nasty and shitty and fucked up which results in behavior that is so unexpected, unwarranted and inhuman that they need to be fired immediately, if not sooner!!!. Fuck the F2 Plan!!! I'd rather pay more and live in peace!!! Don't be a Dick or a Virgina Johnson by getting fucked by incestuous family members and fake ass fiends!!! Class is over. Go home now. Bye. i'm out of here. Tip the servers schmucks! They work hard to keep you hydrated and satiated so you can run to the bathroom every 15 minutes to possibly run into a member of a former F2 Plan.
what you do when your DE freezes on a UNIX-like OS to get to a tty to reboot or do something. BTW tty does not mean t*tty or talk to you. It means TeleTypewriter
i ctrl+alt+f2'd cuz my de bugged the crap out so i rm -rf'd /* bcuz of anger!
F2S is the abbreviation for fade to silence. Slowly moving out of a relationship. Or live.
Gunnar? Yeah, that guy went F2S on us.
It was all great with Hazel. But then she went f2s on me and I never heard from her again.
f2s or "free to suffer", it's a psychological commercial extortion technique used by f2p games (or Bethesda).
the game will be free to play but it will be horribly grindy. thanks to slow conditioning (boiling frog) most f2p players do not realize anymore how strange it is that they have to pay to move at a normal speed or have to choose between killing a million boar or paying 2,99 for a "booster pack".
they're free to suffer until they pay.
prime examples of this are the systems in games like the elder scrolls online or paladins.
"veterans" often use excuses like "the servers need to be paid" and "dude, just grind a little longer".
completely forgetting that millions of games in other genre's do not need to use these techniques and rely on skins or proper DLC just fine.
player 1: dude just buy the insert item and it's a lot of fun!
player 2: i thought this was f2p not f2s. i ain't paying 70€ in insert item just to not suffer from this censored mechanic...
When you get so bored that you type all of your function keys backwards. Might as well keep typing in combinations to get new definitions that will probably say almost the exact same thing.
guy 1: I'm bored
guy 2: did you try f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 f8 f9 f10 f11 f12 yet?
guy 1: yeah
guy 2: did you try typing in f12 f11 f10 f9 f8 f7 f6 f5 f4 f3 f2 f1?
guy 1: no, I still need to.