FTB

New text and email acronym/phenomenon for the phrase "Fucking Tool Box". A "Fucking Tool Box" is a super moron. The words Moron, Stupid Ass and Idiot just don't "POP" like "Fucking Tool Box" does. Of course, when texting and emailing, you don't want to spell out the whole phrase "Fucking Tool Box" so you just type in "FTB". Also comes in handy if you are around little ones (not midgets but kids) or ladies and you have to express what a dumb ass someone is but you have to keep it on the down low.

Text: I am going to meet Leonard at the bar for a drink.
Text Response: Leonard is a FTB! OMG, what R U thinking?

A person is walking in a store parking lot smack dab in the middle of the lane you are driving down and he just keeps walking as if you are not there. You turn to your girl and ask her, "What's wrong with this FTB"?

Text: Don't go to Walmart in the hood on Sunday afternoons?
Text Response: Why not?
Text Response: A bunch of FTBs all over the place

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For the boyys- This is when you are trying to get a boyss night. No chicks draggin ya down complaining about crap you dont care about. We just wanna hit up the bar with the boyys for brews and the game.

Casey isn't FTB anymore he's always with his girl

You gonna be FTB tonight or chill with your girl?
FTB at the bar?
Yo finna FTB night?

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for the boys- sticking by your mates and never going behind one anothers backs

dallin is not for FTB because he is always hanging with audrey :)

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Finish The Beers. A term used to tell people you are going to drink all the beers.

We're going to buy a bunch of beers, and stay up late until we FTB

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Stands for 'Fuck The Bus', what you say when you'd rather walk or drive somewhere than sit next to randoms on the bus.

Guy 1: Hey lets catch the bus there
Guy 2: Nah man FTB, i dont want to sit next to hobos

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An acronym for, "For The Boys"

JP: Next round on me
Matt: FTB!!

FTB

"From the back" phrase used to describe how you would like a negative person or someone you can't fuck'n stand, to suck on your balls, while placing their entire nose in the crease of your ass "from the back" seems like the most logical approach for some stupid mother fucker to lick on some nuts. Excuse me I'm sorry you didn't see me standing in line now please get behind where you belong and suck my nuts "from the mother fucking back" u stupid ignorant idiot & by all means let ur ugly wife get n there too

Yeah that sounds great no why dont u lick my nuts "From the back" FTB

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