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When playing Halo 2 and you die, and are extremely mad, you say: God... FUCK!
God... FUCK! That fat Fuck just killed me. Oh, wait, he's too fat to kill me.
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(four girls in a bikini with big tits walks into Rob's house and he is pure and loves god)
Rob: oh shit OH GOD FUCK NO WAIT FUCK GOD NO AHH HELP IM GONNA GET FUCKING RAPED HELP FUCK NO PLEASE HELP NO, NO, NOOO- (Rob breaks out of his bedroom's window and escapes the hoeslut thot girls)
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The full name of our Christian God.
Trivial Question:
What the last name of God
A: Dang it
B: Darn it
C: Dammit
D: None of the above
Random Contestant: Is it "C", Dammit?
Host: You're correct. God's full name is God Fucking Dammit!
Contestants and Guests applaud.
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When you're more pissed than just a simple god dammit. Used quite often when filling out tax forms. Or when passing your second hour at the DMV.
See page 35, sub-section 2B under allowable deductions then print in triplicate? God fucking dammit! What warped minds came up with this shit???
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The exclamation you say when you are extremely angry, frustrated, or both.
What you say when you really want something, but do not know how to get it. It is rather frustrating if you have never had this feeling.
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!! How do I solve this math problem?!?!?!?
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!! Charlie bit me!!!
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The phrase one or more says when they think they have created the greatest word ever, and before adding it to urban dictionary, find that it is already there.
Dude, I came up with the word cummy ache. i'm gonna put it on urban dictio...wait... God Fucking Dammit!!!!
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Something said when too many profane words come to mind in a pissy situation.
GOD FUCKING SHIT! You always win at goldeneye multiplayer!!!
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