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Facebook rape

When a person, most likely an acquaintance or coworker, forces you to add them on Facebook againat your will. This is usually done by excessive nagging accompanied by texts and/or emails reminding you to accept the request. If you deny the request, you will be forced to deal with them reminding you constantly that you "must not be friends", which you usually aren't.

"Lisa Facebook raped me today. She told me she would hide all my paperclips if I didn't accept her request."

by Stanistu1 July 3, 2015

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Facebook Rape

The act of viewing every picture on a girl's Facebook profile the moment the girl accept's the guy's friend request.

Joe completely Facebook Raped Marcy the other day. It happened faster than my first time having sex.

by JamesBondage November 3, 2010

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Facebook Rape

When someone gloms onto your post or thread, not comprehending the social cues you are giving off that clearly explain that you are completely uninterested in what they are posting about repeatedly.

"Dan was Facebook raped by Clara and her corn pudding comments."

by Reddyone23 October 19, 2011

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Facebook Rape

When facebook updates you to a newer, suckier version of itself without your consent.

Guy 1: Man, this new version of facebook sucks. Why did they make me update?
Guy 2: You got facebook raped dude.

by that_guy_with_no_face January 14, 2011

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Facebook Raped

To have someone go onto your facebook account and change a load of stuff, such as your display picture, your likes/dislikes, your sexual preference, your status etc
It is highly amusing for the person raping and those observing, but not particularly amusing for the person being raped.....as with actual rape.

funny guy: "...I raped someone last night. I'd been thinking about doing it for ages...And I saw an opening- an opportunity...so I just...I just did it. I raped my cousin and it felt so frickin' good."

freaked out friend: ohmygod...OHMYGOD...You're kidding?? WHAT!?!? YOU RAPED YOUR COUSIN...Ohmygod! I have to tell someone! I have to tell the fucking police!! OHMYGOD- I'M PERVERTING THE COURSE OF JUSTICE BY NOT TELLING THE EFFING COPS!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!
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funny guy:....FACEBOOK RAPED, DUDE!!! I FACEBOOK RAPED MY COUSIN, YOU FUCKING RETARD!!!

freaked out friend:..................boo you, whore.

by tylerbiatch August 30, 2011

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Facebook Raped

When friends and family jest with each other by using their facebook without their permission, and update their status to vulgar things, usually involving gay sex.

Facebook: "I love men... facebookraped.com!"
Victim: "Shit, I've been facebook raped and everyone knows it, because they'll visit facebookraped.com"

by pigandsquid July 26, 2010

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Facebook Rape

To go to someone's Facebook profile, write random messages, copy the message, post it to their wall, and repeat constantly how ever many times one would like, as the victim's notification box gets loaded.

Facebook Rapist > Victim: |FACEBOOK RAPE|
Facebook Rapist > Victim: |FACEBOOK RAPE|
Facebook Rapist > Victim: |FACEBOOK RAPE|
Facebook Rapist > Victim: |FACEBOOK RAPE|
Facebook Rapist > Victim: |FACEBOOK RAPE|

by octomule January 14, 2011

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