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family

A word used to force you to do things you don't want to do.

1. So you're going to leave your family just like that?
2. You have to forgive him he's your family, who cares if he shit in your cereal and raped your dog.

Family is overrated.

by Wompa One November 19, 2007

685๐Ÿ‘ 248๐Ÿ‘Ž


family

group of people who have all been inside the same vagina.

-creation of family-
Dad comes in vagina

Child come out

by julopez November 28, 2011

42๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Family

Being in a group of people (could be friends) who love eachother unconditionally, who will stand by eachother through thick and thin and protect one anothet no matter what.

Her mother, father and siblings don't love her and she doesn't love them but lucky for her she has her real family that will stand by her.

by ~S.Anonymous September 25, 2017

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familiated

To be humiliated in front of ones family.

Its not a good feeling to be familiated.

by jpg3 December 8, 2011

8011๐Ÿ‘ 3186๐Ÿ‘Ž


Family

People who will always have your back on the crappy-est situations, and will stretch their necks out to save your ass. They don't always have to be blood, can be your best friend who knows you more than anyone else.

The Turgeons are an amazing family.

by thefamilyjumper February 28, 2011

13๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


family

The close relationships among a body of human beings through blood. Usually are annoying and invasive around the holidays.

"You can pick your friends, but you can't pick your family. Unless you kill them, marry somebody and procreate to start a new one."

by CrazyMike February 10, 2003

933๐Ÿ‘ 378๐Ÿ‘Ž


family

eaters of my meals and unwanted sharers of my desrt.

i hate my family they eat my food.

by theycallmekat April 24, 2007

201๐Ÿ‘ 76๐Ÿ‘Ž