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The garments you wear during a shortage of underwear, when you haven't done laundry in several weeks or months. Usually characterized by lack of elasticity, holes (usually large and awkwardly located), stains, and typically are at least 5 - 10 years old. In some cases soccer shorts, underwear of unknown origin, thongs, bathing suit bottoms, or 'granny panties' can be considered famine underwear, but do not necessarily meet the above criteria.
I haven't done laundry in weeks, so I'm wearing my famine underwear, the boxers I made in home economics in middle school.
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A "plump" or otherwise "healthy" sample from female human species that can withstand the consumption of food until well into the next ice age.
"Dont even think of getting with her yo, she looks to be Famine Resistant!
a place or period of time devoid of poon.
like the irish potato famine, except with vagina in place of the potato.
Dude 1: "Dude, Michelle said she isn't putting out for a few weeks."
Dude 2: "That sucks dude. Fucking poon famine."
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1. Too much or not enough of something as opposed to a steady, moderate amount. Such as work, food, or income.
2. To have a highly polarized, inconsistent flow of a particular resource or commodity.
My hours at work been inconsistent. It's been feast or famine.
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it's a wank after you've been deprived of a wank or sex for an extended period of time
I starved myself from wanking for a week and had an unbelievable famine wank last night
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A scarce amount of toesies due to changing climate conditions ranging unsuitable for exposed feet.
Josh: Man, spring is almost here. Capris and flip-flops FTW!
Jordan: I know bro, but come winter a toesie famine is gonna hit...... of irish potato proportions.
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A period of time where there is a lack or non-existence of vagina in a man's life.
Arnold: Have you seen the state of Warren recently?
Tarquin: Yeah, no wonder he's going through a pussy famine.