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The absolute worst, most unappealing, downright stupid, idiotic, mind numbing, horrendous, dick-limping, vagina-drying, waste of time humanly possible. This sad excuse for an online game represents how far mankind has fallen, and shows just how severe peoples dumbness can be. How someone can find such a chore like FARMING so entertaining is laughable. So many lives are wasted everyday when people go and play this shit stained program on their facebook profiles. Some even have the audacity to speak of this wretched atrocity, gloating about how useless they are and how great their farm looks. This ends up disturbing the lives of the majority of the population who actually matter (the people who dont play farmville). Farmville is the kind of bad habit that can destroy life-long friendships or end a marriage, the hate inducing game is so downright awful, people go so far as to plot the murder of those who play it, which is understandable. When it comes to the future of the human race, all the addicts who believe there are part of something popular when playing farmshit, will hopefully be killed off by natural selection. While the rest of the people in the world, who deserve to live, are out living their lives continue to procreate, all of the inept addicts who are busy locked up by their computers playing farmfuck will slowly make the world a better place, right before they get to harvest that last goddamn crop, by dying.
Example 1
Guy(winner): Hey, just got off the phone with 100 hot horny girls, they want us to come over to their place! Lets go!!!
Nadsack(loser): Can't, I'm playing Farmville, waiting to harvest my crops.
Example 2
Guy(winner): Hey man, I'm soo sorry your family died in that plane crash.
Nadsack(loser): I DONT CAAAAAAAARRRRREEEE!!!! I GOTTA CHECK MY CROPS!!!
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One of the most annoying games on Facebook. That, and/or the fact that it spams your notifications.
"I blocked FarmVille on Facebook because it spammed my notifications 83 times."
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hello
I am farmville
a freak who will turn you crazy. I am a game in which you get to wait for the crops to grow. Its easy. stare at the screen and your crops grow. '
Also, you can buy stuff for people
person 1: guess what honey we got a dog
person 2: thats great where is he?
person 1: go to farmville and see him now
person 2" farmvile? yipeee! we have a dog on farmville. now he can eat my rotting stinking crops!!
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Farmvilled (verb)
When you get a late night call from a hottie who wants to come over and you get some great ideas.
Once shes over she steals your computer and plays farmville for 30 minutes then goes to sleep.
Broskie 1: Yo dude last night I got a call from Nancy
Broskie 2: Sick! did you bone?
Broskie 1: Nah brah I got Farmvilled
Broskie 2: Fuck that farmer shit!
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In the process of using the highly addictive facebook app 'Farmville'
Manny and Karley are wasting their lives away farmvilleing all day
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1. A surprisingly addictive drug administered by via internet. Many junkies use the term "Farmville" to cover up the real name : nicolanstrateefuckinwasteoftime igottacheckmycropssinceimtoolazytogetalife.
2. A place where lazy turds go and raise virtual animals since real-life animals tends to kick'em in the face.
1. Dude! i gotta go check on my Farmville! Gonna get some crops!"
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