February 24

The most annoying sister/brother was born on this day. If you have a sibling born on this day be prepared to be annoyed.😑

“My sister was born on February 24 and now she never stops annoying me!”

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February 24

If you were born on his day you an idiot but your funny and super nice.

Me: "You were born on February 24 you must be awesome to hangout with!"

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February 24

National give a guy head day

guy give me head
girl no
guy but it is February 24
girl ok fine then

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February 24

National Ruin that ass day.
Stick something BIG up your ass...

Tyler: Hmmm... Joe what should I do?
Joe: Try sticking a hairbrush up your arsehole!
Tyler: Why?
Joe: Cuz' it's February 24th!

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February 24

National get the girl pregnant that likes you day.

Fuck the girl that likes you on February 24 and try to get her pregnant :)

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February 24

shit in your girls mouth day then give her a candycane

guy 1: What’s today?
guy 2: february 24th why?
guy 1: bro i’m gonna give her the shitdoodle mc candy cane combo

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February 24

Today is smile and agree to everything day! Felling sad or angry? Don't want to do what someone asks? No pouting! You NEED to SMILE on this day and give a nice YES! :) :D

Mom: would u like to do your chores right now?
Me: Okay
Mom: You agreed with no complaints! How amazing!
Me: :) *I hate February 24*

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