February 9

Narcissistic crazy moms are born on this day

Hey when was your moms birthday again?

Oh that, it was on February 9 why?

Wow your moms a bitch!

February 9

Bitch, just a badbitch badass.

"-Oh! you r born on February 9 ?
-Yes.
-Bitch, bitch."

february 9

if someone was born on february 9th BE THEIR FRIEND!! i used to hate someone born on this day but now she’s like me best friend

FEBRUARY 9TH IS FOR THE KOOL KIDS

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february 9

National gamer day.

Jake: Hey guess what!
Mallory: What?
Jake: It’s February 9th!
Mallory: Ok..? And?
Jake: It’s national gamer day!!

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february 9

national hug your boyfriend day

Hey babe its february 9

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9 February

Pooping a lot day! The day everyone can poop a lot! No one can stop u!

Hey why are you pooping so much?:)

Its the 9 February :))
Oohw, now i get it! Its Pooping A Lot day!

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9 February

National kiss your gay friend day! It will certainly make him very happy

Peter : hey, why did you kiss me
John : oh, it’s 9 February!
Peter : ok! WAIT WHAT