Rural Dictionary

feds

Is primarily known to mean Federal agents. Sometimes known as cops. Other times known as anyone that has anything to do with the government. However, another common term for this word is money. Feds=money(in no certain denomination)

1.I robbed a bank last night, and now the feds are after me
2.Dang yo, i wanna go to the stripclub but i aint got no feds

by AjRaCeR September 26, 2007

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feds

Slang term for police in England. Who knows why because it came from the FBI (Feds - Federal Bureau of Investigation) who are an AMERICAN law enforcement agency (tool of the government aha), NOT English. used by many 'gangstas' in England who seem to have identity confusion with Americans. Some would call them chavs.

the feds are cumin, breeze

by Henry_ze_german June 9, 2007

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Feds

You know shit is fucked when the feds are involved

1: Don't worry about it, man.
2: The feds are involved.
1: The fucking feds?

by Mayflower5 June 22, 2016

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fedding

Fake wedding: A celebration for women who have concluded they don't want to/might not get married but don't want to miss out on their 'big day'. A response to the fact that most women only want to get married for a) the proposal (flattering) and b) the party (more undivided attention). An opportunity for ladies to spend a foolish amount of money on a dress they will wear once, a decent hairdo, a massive cake, flowers, a chauffer-driven entrance, a good time for all their loved ones and a photographer (to capture the 'blushing' hostess in as much glory as her middle-age can muster). Ideally combined with 40th birthday celebrations to encourage the co-operation of one's nearest and dearest, as opposed being branded an 'asshole'.

You're invited to attend my fedding this April. (You'd better be there as I'll be having a whale of a time, whether you are or not, and the pictures won't look as good if I'm alone.)

by frezley December 11, 2011

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