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A name first created in a classic sketch on Saturday Night Live. The sketch was a parody of Celebrity Jeopardy that had Will Ferrell as Alex Trebek, Jimmy Fallon as Third Rock From The Sun's French Stewart, Norm McDonald as Burt Reynolds, and Darryl Hammond as Sean Connery. In fact, the first definition for Sean Connery is a reference to this very sketch. Anyway, the name was created by Burt Reynolds in the sketch.
Alex Trebek: "Apparently Burt Reynolds has changed his name to Turd Ferguson."
Burt Reynolds: "Yeah, Turd Ferguson, it's a funny name."
... later on ...
*Burt Reynolds buzzes in*
Alex Trebek: "Burt Reynolds?"
Burt Reynolds: "Uh, that's not my name."
Alex Trebek: "Okay, Turd Ferguson?"
Burt Reynolds: "Yeah what do you want?"
Alex Trebek: "You buzzed in."
Burt Reynolds: "No, I didn't."
Alex Trebek: "Yes you did."
Burt Reynolds: "Yeah, well that's your opinion."
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Scottish late-night tv host, who also acts and writes novels. The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson can be seen at 12:35/11:35c on CBS, after Letterman.
Despite not having a band or "A-list" guests, Craig is consistently funny 5 days a week, with improvised monologues, puppets, viewer emails, and sketches. He frequently does sketches about Sean Connery, Michael Caine, and Prince Charles.
Craig has also been in The Drew Carey Show, and has written two novels: Between The Bridge and the River, and his autobiography American on Purpose, which comes out on September 22, 2009.
In my opinion, the best late-night tv show out there.
1. Friend: "Want to come to my house for a party tonight?"
Me: "No thanks, I'll be watching Craig Ferguson"
2. Apartment above me: "Ughhh we can't sleep because they're laughing so loud at Craig Ferguson. Maybe we should watch him.....*turn tv on*......BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
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Scottish comedian on late-night-TV, whose show airs after Letterman. His humor is characterized by anecdotes about his years in Scotland or his alcoholism, running jokes about the likes of OJ, Bill Clinton, and Elton John, and catchphrases such as "Remind you of anyone?" and "Sit down, relax, take off your pants."
Craig Ferguson: Sit down, relax, take off your pants. (pause) You too, ladies.
Me: This guy is great.
Anyone nearby: Whatever you say.
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THE funniest late night talk show host right now. He's genuine, he strays from the same-ole' stuff of Conan, Jay and Dave, and he's just hilarious. It's worth staying up late to watch him.
Person 1: "Did you see Craig Ferguson last night?"
Person 2: "Nope, I watched Jay Leno."
Person 1: "Oh...Jay...that's a perfect way to waste time. Craig is an actual comedian."
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Scottish actor, author, and comedian. Hilarious, flirty, and the sexiest man alive. Has the ability to cause spontaneous orgasms, as well as Fergasms.
Friend: Come out with us, we wanna give you money and drinks and attempt to make this very night the reason for your existence.
Me: No need, I'm watching Craig Ferguson tonight.
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What is received when one gives head to someone while they are sound asleep, and they wake up as they are coming into their partner's mouth (and possibly on themselves)
Steve woke up the other day from a sleepy ferguson that Kristen gave him.
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Guy that runs a FaceBook page/account under the same name. He works at McDonalds and can often be mistaken for Sanji from the anime "One Piece" due to his beard and hairstyle resembling the character. He is well known by many in the FaceBook community for his witty puns and jokes, rants/discussions involving Japanese anime and manga, and founding the two FaceBook groups, "2D is the way to be" and "Church of Lewds", which showcase non-pornographic yet erotic girls from cartoons and video games, and essentially the pornographic version of the aforementioned genre, respectively. Some of his most memorable catchphrases are, "I'm pussy?", "Dio Brando did nothing wrong", "Your gonna regret unfrindending me :/", and "this dick". He is overall a very funny guy, who's just an average joe like the rest of us, struggling to overcome the hardships of middle-class white society. He can sometimes become depressed easily, but that doesn't matter because his loyal followers can always cheer him up. Unlike most butthurt fandom elitists, Chris is able to openly admit the flaws and downsides of the franchises that he admires, always trying his best to be objective during his discussions. He had even admitted to having some traits of a weaboo despite not being one. He's good natured, sometimes too good natured, and often he becomes self-depreciating and often spirals into depression. The only way to get on his bad side is to give too much shit to Naruto or JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
Chris Ferguson was all pissed off last night because too many people were commenting on his push-up challenge video, in which they all demanded to get nudes of his sweet booty.