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When you wake up late and you have to no time to shower and all you have time to do is get dressed and get out the door.
"dude i totally woke up 6 minutes before i had to be to work and i had to do the firefighter"
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any person (boy or girl) who fights fires, risks their own life to save someone else...They are AWESOME & REAL HEROES!!! screw oliver & trevor & richie who think that only men can be firefighters.....Women can do anything they want except penis models!(f.r.i.e.n.d.s)
the cheif of the DFD is a woman....
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A firefighter is a person who trys to come up with a solution to a flame war that occurs between two or more people in an internet forum.
"wow jon good thing we have a firefighter in this forum cause if we didn't there would be no end to our debates."
"why do we have a firefighter in this forum? He'll never change my opinion"
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When man encounters a red head and beds hers. While boning her he realizes she is a firecrotch and quickly pulls out a shovel and extinguishes the fire, killing her.
"Dude I pulled a firefighter last night."
Other guy: "Good, one last firecrotch on the planet."
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2 Basic Types
Truckies - A firefighter who goes into a fire before the engine crew without any water and search for victims when the fire is the hottest and the smoke is the darkest.
Engine Bitches - A "firefighter" that goes into a fire after truck has vented and puts water on the fire.
Laura: What do you do for a living?
Nick: I'm a firefighter.
Laura: Wow, so you're a firefighter... have you ever saved a life?
Dave: No, Truckies save people. Hes an Engine bitch, he won't go in without his hose incase he gets in trouble.
Laura: Oh... Are you a truckie?
Dave: Oh yeah.
Laura: Dave, wanna lick whipped cream off my naked body?
Dave: later Nick...
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Lighting a match and putting it in an asshole so the burning end is out and shoot your load to put it out
I gave that chick a fireman
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when your fucking a girl you light her pubes on fire and jizz to put it out...
her pubes were on fire so i had to fight that fire with my semen!
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