Flant

The combination of the words face and plant, used for when you wanna say faceplant but also don't(I created this by accident BC I'm very dyslexic)

I'm going to flant on the concrete if I keep tripping

Flant

To interfere unnecessarily

You don't have any right to flant in our matter.

Flant

Rule number one: absolutely no flants.

Tina: "What's a flant?" Alex: "Why the fuck are you asking Tina? Are you trying to bring a flant to this party? NO FUCKING FLANTS TINA IT'S RULE NUMBER 1"