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The liquid some men seek from a woman's cunt. Just as a person may only eat a cream egg for the cream in the centre, some men chose to eat out a girl purely for the 'Flem'. Flem is the natural lubrication produced inside a cunt before and during sex.
Husband: "I am so fucking hungry get me something to eat".
Wife: *Opens her legs revealing some flem*
Husband: *Enjoys the Buffet*
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Flemming is a word used for people sending emails who forgets actually to attach the attachments.
Hi! Did you get my file on the email?
No - you pulled a Flemming!
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An amazing word to describe that catagory of people whose personality lingers between their gender and the next. It's a word to use when people have grown out of the words such as "tomboy" and "tomgirl".
"I don't get it, she acts so much like a man sometimes."
"Yeah, don't worry, she's just a flem."
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Exactly what it sounds like. The red-purple sputum that is a mixture of cranberry pulp and the excess mucus caused by irritation from drinking the acidic juice. Similar substances can come out of drinking lemon or grapefruit juice, but those tend to be a less alarming and therefore noteworthy color.
"Holy shit, did you just cough up blood?!"
"No, that's just cranberry flem; I drank some cranberry juice earlier"
"Oh... Gross"
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Most Badass mother fucker in town. Most famous for his phrase "So many beers" and is always causing atrocities.
"Fuck Yeah, Flem Dog is at the party!"
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A type of charm that when used on unsuspecting victims has the opposite effect to that of which the user intended. Its powerful negative powers usually arise when used by people that are of questionable character and possess poor personal hygiene levels.
you really "flem charmed" the shit out of that guy, idiotttt
Flem Vlogs are one of the greatest vlog series on youtube posted by Digital Jacob. Follow Flem Man and the Flemengers on their hunt to stop Dick Manly and his army of Vapists. The events take place in Dracut High were Flem Man learns to tie his shoes. As of 12/7/19 there has been 3 seasons and 42 episodes which ended on a cliff hanger of our great hero, Flem Man, in danger! Watch to find out more!
Did you see the latest Flem Vlogs?
No, I'am waiting for season 4!