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In Halo 2, Flood are parasites that infect any living organism, taking over their motor functions. The Flood parasite uses the host to reproduce its spores. Since they do not discriminate between various speciaes, the Flood will fight both the humans and the Covenant.
The Flood are one of the most formidable enemies you'll encounter.
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When attending a Halo party and not participating in a round, silently approach the back of whoever appears to be winning the current round and ejaculate all over the back of that player's head.
Player: "I'm ahead b 5 frags... what the hell was that?!?"
Bystander: "The Flood!"
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flood
Background: Middle English, from Old English flOd; akin to Old High German fluot flood, Old English flOwan to flow
1 a : a rising and overflowing of a body of water especially onto normally dry land; also : a condition of overflowing <rivers in flood> b capitalized : a flood described in the Bible as covering the earth in the time of Noah
2 Children who have grown such that the trouser legs are not long enough are pejoratively said to be wearing "floods" (a reference to hiked pants to keep them dry in flood times). This is usually caused by a : suffering from extreme poverty; b : their parents looked down on them with contempt or aversion and therefore weren’t concerned enough to keep them in appropriately fitting clothes.
3 The act of sending numerous Instant Messages, Chat Invitations or Text Messages in a small time frame; whether accidentally or in the hopes of annoying people and crashing their IM program.
Examples:
1. I woke up one morning and the bathroom was flooded with dirty brown water. Apparently Barith had taken a big deuce causing the toilet to rise and overflow onto the normally dry tile of the bathroom floor.
2. None.
3. My phone bill was over $200 last month because Washer Woman kept flooding my phone with trivial things about her mundane life.
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Usenet: A large number of posts uploaded about the same subject.
Hey did you see the flood of DragonForce MP3s on newsgroups the other day?
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The lifeforms in Halo that infect corpses and basically turn them into zombies. Then it turns into Resident Evil in space. The best way to deal with them is with shotguns and energy swords.
"Screw this shit! I'm not paid to star in Resident Evil!"-Master Chief, from the flash, "There's Something About Halo."
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peeing underneath the stall door while someone is in there taking a dump
i was mad at my friend, so flooding him while he was on the toilet seemed like a great idea
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(v.) to fill an entire bar, form, or part with kick drum, played rapidly and without variation.
Power Metal as a genre often uses songs entirely composed of flooding.
While flooding can be interesting when used in moderation, it is often relied upon by less skilled drummers to make their playing sound either heavier or faster.
Zack - I think we might need to fire Kevin. We write really great parts, but he has a propensity to just flood through them all.
Marty - You should have figured, I mean your drummer is just an orangutan you stole from the zoo and taught to play drums.
Zack - Where else would we find a drummer that looks like Animal from the Muppets?
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