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The worst superhero. Ever. His super powers include smoking bath salts, eating his enemies' faces off, and gunning down black teenagers with a pocket full of Skittles.
Just google "Florida Man". You'll get the picture.
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a man arrested/died for the stupidest reasons like dying by using a vibrator in a bath tub.
person 1: did u hear what happened on the news?
person 2: no what happened?
person 1: it was another Florida Man
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One of the many nicknames of homo insanus. You can find homo insanus all over the US, Australia, Ireland, and former Soviet Union countries, but the densest population is found in Florida.
Ah yes, a Florida man in its natural habitat.
A loser who relocated to the Sunshine State and brings all is demented mental state, dramatic issues and loser qualities with him. Then, sometime during his life, he commits an extremely heinous crime which makes national or global news. He may not even still live in Florida, but he did. Thus...Florida Man!
The Florida Man, who allegedly blew up the office building , was born and raised in Texas before his move to Florida.
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The sexual act of a man, typically from Florida, where he hangs 2 baby alligators from his bosom while engaging in the act of love with the babies mother.
Liam: "Yea I went to the swamp last night."
Mark: "Oh yea I heard about that, how was it?"
Liam: "I saw some alligators and decided i would practice doing the florida man."
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Methamphetamine or Meth. Used by Florida Man to maintain his rigorous schedule of robbing fast-food restaurants and committing insurance fraud.
Orlando police pulled over a van with 601 pounds of Florida Man Fuel hidden in the back
This act must occur with a group of 3 Floridian men. Florida man 1 defecates onto Florida man 2’s head and smears it in. Florida man 3 then rubs his head onto Florida man 2’s head, sharing the fecal matter. Florida man 1 and Florida man 2 begin intercourse with Florida man 2 on top, dripping the feces onto Florida man 1’s face. While that is occurring, Florida man 3 slices three thin slices of Brie. Florida men 1 and 2 separate before either of them can ejaculate. All three Florida men sit in a circle completely naked criss-cross applesauce. Each Florida man then places a slice of Brie around their own schlong. The Florida men then all lean over to give the next person in their Daisy chain a blowjob. After each Florida man gets the next in the circle to ejaculate, that Florida man sits up, his mouth dripping from ejaculation and Brie, leaves it in his mouth. After every Florida man is finished, Florida man 1 and 2 take turns making out with Florida man 3, sharing all of the cum and Brie among each other. At the very end, all 3 Florida men swallow the ejaculation and Brie mix, help each other get clothed again, walk away, and act like nothing ever happened.
“The homies and I had a great weekend, we even did the Florida Man Tongue Tickler.”