Flute

One of the "ok" instruments in band, rival to the clarinets. Flutes control the woodwind section but are just waiting to be overthrown by the clarinets.

Those flutes have it coming for them

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Flute

Flute: (v) To majorly screw up at the worst time possible, usually the most obvious. Results in ridicule. Derived from exposed flute-parts in bands totally failing and everyone knowing it.

"I just hope I don't flute during my big solo."

"Oh man, did you see the game last night? 2 seconds left in the 4th quarter and the quarterback flutes and throws an easy interception!"

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Flute

The most annoying instrument in band.

John: Dude did you hear that flute?
Mark: Unfortunately.

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Flute

Wind instrument that causes cancer.

I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for that fucking flute.

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Flute

A dildo for hoes.

Hoe 1: where do I get a flute?
Hoe 2: At the hoe store you hoe!

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flute

"A sophisticated pea-shooter with a range up to five hundred hards and deadly accuracy in close quarters. Blown transversely to confuse the enemy, it can be dismantled into three small pieces, for easy concealment."

this all equaling up to a beautiful sounding symphonic band instrument

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flute

A flute is an instument made of siver and produces a tone that is the highest in a band(tonewise that is, although if you don't breathe properly, you get light-headed and start acting funny).

A flutes range varies on the experience of the person playing it.

A flute is concert pitch, which means you don't have to transpose

What a lovely flute you have!

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