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I was totally flying a kite last night and I had the worst k-hole.
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Nylon toy believed to have been made over 3000 years ago. optimal pastime on a warm windy day
i was flying a kite around my beautiful malibu estate
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Flying a kite is a slang term for anal sex. A male simply asks a female if she would like to fly a kite with them, sounds romantic right? most girls arnt familiar with the slang term. So if she says yes, you're golden!
Wanna fly a kite?
will you fly a kite with me?
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A nice way to say go fuck yourself.
Cracked out Joe: Nice neon shoes.
Bob: Go fly a kite!
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Why don't you go fly a kite and stop asking me for money?
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This means to stop wasting my time and go waste your time elsewhere. It can also be used as a somewhat polite way to tell someone to piss off.
Quit bothering me, Go fly a kite!
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1. Go away, you bother me.
2. That's the stupidest thing I ever heard.
1. Can I huh, huh? Can I, huh?
Go fly a kite!
2. The reason I know God is good is because if you take one of the Os out of "good", it spells "God". - Edith Bunker
Go fly a kite!
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