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means the same as fork, a term used to confuse people when asking for a spork
also: what yopu call your spork if you're going to eat something liquid with it. (ie: use it's spoon-ish atributes rather than it's forkish ones)
"can you hand me a foon, please?"
"a what?!"
Foon is the name given to a person or animal, who looks slightly retarded and is somewhat clumsy, never graceful and down right funny to watch.
Taken from the cat, Foon, who started the trend.
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"What was that?"
"Don't worry, it was just Foon"
"I just pulled a Foon"
(combination of fool and goon)-An unnaturally tall, unintelligent, and uncoordinated person with a giant mutated tooth and a dirty mop of hair. Usually mows lawns (and does a crappy job).
The epitome of foon..... you know who you are
Fooning=friends+spooning
Fooning is the act spooning a friend but if you both describe it as fooning it is no longer homosexual.
Josh “Hey Sam, I’m getting cold over here, wanna come over for some good ole’ fooning?”
Sam “As long as we both agree that it’s fooning, cause if we were spooning that would be gay.”
A foon is an intelligent-seeming fool, plonker, or wally. Probably short for buffoon.
'ere lads, this foon sent me 'arfway cross de Pewl on account of 'is giving me the wrong omnibus number.
Alli and I lifted our foons in celebration that the aliens would no longer attack Idaho.