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A hastily given blowjob behind a subway
Witnessing a Montana footlong makes you wanna bleach your eyes
A term used for an absolute sledgehammer of a cock.
your friend Sara walks by a guy in basketball shorts and says to you “did you see that guy? He’s packing a Footlong Foley in his pants.”
Footlong day is on march 13. A day to celebrate guys with footlongs. Flaunt it if you got it, and if you don’t got it then buy a footlong from subway to celebrate.
Sally: Hey Dave happy footlong day.
Dave: Thanks Sally.
Sally: So can I see it?
Dave: Sure, but only because it’s footlong day.
A Philippino footlong is an Asian/Philippino man’s penis that is 1 foot/ 12 inches long.
Person 1- did you hear that Andrew has a Philippino footlong?
Person 2- makes sense, he’s Philippino.
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a loot long wang thats been modified to equal a foot, usually by an extension, vacuum pump, or pills. etc.
girl 1: damn look at that cock on that white guy
Girl 2: nah that aint big hes got a fraudulent footlong
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subway's limited offer of a five dollar footlong!
im going to subway to get a five dollar footlong
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When a Downunder man with an average penis (6 inch) brags to a girl "I could give you 12 inches and make you bleed". Then sticks it in twice and punches her in the nose.
I was talking to this hot chick the other night, she was iffy about coming back to mine so I dropped the Wagga Wagga Footlong on her and made the bitch bleed.