The Forest Gump Theory

How long can your one run a day be during the UK lockdown before you get arrest.

Hey I’m bored, let’s test the Forest Gump theory.

Forest Gump

Sending someone a picture of your ass-hole hair

I forest gumped this girl, she had no idea it was my ass hole

Forest Gump

Taking a shit (dump)

Man I need a forest gump
I've just been for a forest gump