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When a coven of scorned bitches team up and some have been dumped and some have been ghosted they become under the social criteria of ‘Gumped’ #girlpower
“Sick of me life Tom Armstrong has went and give me the herpes then dumped me” said Gertrude
“Nightmare I’ve been pure ghosted to fuck by Leonard”
“Oh well, I guess that makes us gumped!!
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To be under the influence of marijuanna.
I was so gumped last night I ate four hot pockets, a package of bagel bites, and two double cheese burgers.
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Being hurt in the behind, normally while running.
"I was paintballing the other day and as I was changing positions I was gumped"
To be shot in the ass.
Derived from the movie Forrest Gump.
Where Forrest gets shot in the ass.
When we was playing paint ball.
I gumped his ass.
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Is everything and is everywhere but no one can find out what it is.
Hey man she’s kinda hot, yeah I think I’m gonna take her to the Gump Gump.
Mom: What do you want for dinner?
Me: Gump Gump
You best change that attitude before I send Gump Gump on you!
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So, 'gumping it' is when someone is not quite retarded, but they're like just on that line.
"I need to confess a sin, Father. I worked at a grocery store in my teenage years, I won't get specific. There was this one girl-- are you familiar with the term 'gumping it' --so while it's an ethical conundrum, it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with 'em. This will come important later in the story..."
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When a person is not quite retard yet they are on the line.
Yeah I fucked that slow chick, but it’s cool since she’s gumping it and not a full retard.
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