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The act of one male inserting the penis into the females anus and lifting her off the ground without the use of hands or arms.
JT sprained his penis in the act of forklifting his half retarded sister.
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When fingering a two hole while lifting her in the process.
"Yeah nah gave the misses the forklift last night."
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To kick someone in the crotch (e.g. the "fork" of the legs) so hard that it lifts him or her off the ground. Not as effective against females.
Guy 1: Hey, did you see DBZ last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, man! Goku forklifted Vegeta into space!
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When two men stand with erect penis's parallel to on another and proceed to lift an object up in unison.
Mikey & Jesses penile bones hurt, they were up all night forklifting with there old high school buddies.
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Forklift Certified means you have an IQ above average and are a chad
You’re telling me you’re not forklift certified? Loser!
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The result of when a women gets on her knees to pull your pants down and as they are lowering the sudden release of pantaloon pressure springs up your penis into the womans eye. As she flys backwords from such a force, the male puts his hands on his waist, arches his back and laughs towards the heavens.
Tell me what you want me to do bajoomba
behbee, i want you to suck my cock..(chuckles)
Pooosh! OUCH, AHAHAHAHHAHAHA AFRICAN FORKLIFT BITCH!
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A Mexican Forklift is when a band of 5 or more brown brothers combine their strength to lift heavy objects.
Hey Jethro, we need to head to the west side of town to pick up a Mexican Forklift. That way, they can lift the Camaro up and I can use their Old Spice to clean the undercarriage.
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